March 2012
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YOURS TRULY: Differential Equations →
17felines:
I add up the times I’ve sat too close to
men I had no intention of pleasing and laughed,
head thrown back like a broken neck, hand
slipping down the inside of their thighs,
and watched them calculate the probability
of getting laid and weigh those chances
against the friction building in their slacks,
and multiply that by the number of borrowed
men’s dress shirts I sell to...
leavanny:
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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(near-)catharsis
I’m going to buy myself a new bag next week. (Hooray!)
I wasn’t able to watch The Hunger Games today, but then again, things do happen for a reason. The longer the wait, the better, right?
I swear, if someone gets me an Intuos5, I’m going to draw. Everyday. And nearly all my posts on Tumblr’d be original ones. I SWEAAAARRR
I can find other guys attractive, and you can...
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MY FAMILY IS VERY MANIPULATIVE
Me: I'm hunggggrrryyy
Aunt: Me toooo. But okay, since you're the youngest one present, you should go buy us some snacks at 7-Eleven.
Me: LOLJK nevermind. *lazylazy*
Aunt: But we're hungry for them snacksss
Me: But I don't want to go out to buuuyyyy
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Aunt: How about now?
Me: D:
Mom: She isn't like that when Nigel's arouuunnndd
Me: LOLWHATNO I'm tired okay
Mom: Yeaaaah
Me: ... okay fine give me ten minutes.
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I don’t think I can handle my thoughts anymore.
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such fragile skin i have
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